BYU Students Under 24 can receive the $1.2k Stimulus Check as Long as They Sacrifice a Goat for the Glory of Trump
Since the passing of the CARE Act, or Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act, the question on everyone’s minds has been, “will I get free money?” With so many news sources reporting so many seemingly conflicting things, it can be hard to get to the bottom of that question. Many are worried they won’t find their answer to that question until $1200 shows up … Continue reading BYU Students Under 24 can receive the $1.2k Stimulus Check as Long as They Sacrifice a Goat for the Glory of Trump
Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button
The Communist Party of China was thrilled with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent announcement of intentions to build a temple in Shangai, and have decided to celebrate this momentous occasion with a commemorative wiretap button. Chinese President and Party General Secretary Xi Jinping hopes that saints around the world will order one, and wear it wherever they go for many years … Continue reading Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button
Emperor Constantine Complains New Jesus Symbol Too Difficult to Paint on Shield
Emperor Constantine recently made waves in the twitter sphere when he tweeted about his disapproval of the new symbol of Christ. “How am I supposed to paint this on a shield?” he said, included with a picture of the resurrected Christ under an arch. After Constantine attributed his landmark victory at the Battle of Milvian Bridge to divine intervention, the Roman population was ensured of … Continue reading Emperor Constantine Complains New Jesus Symbol Too Difficult to Paint on Shield
LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout
When President Russell M. Nelson of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members would join together in a “Hosanna Shout” during the Sunday morning session of General Conference, people around the world rushed to find something white and clean they could wave for the ceremony. After hearing reports of families unpacking their massive supplies of toilet paper for the occasion, Church … Continue reading LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout
Missionaries Reassigned to Teach General Authorities How to Use Technology in Preparation for General Conference
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints recently began sending its missionaries serving outside of their native countries back home. Whether the missionary had only weeks left or had been out only a few weeks, missionaries’ times serving have been cut short. The Church has announced that the missionaries who have just returned home are being reassigned to teach the General Authorities and local … Continue reading Missionaries Reassigned to Teach General Authorities How to Use Technology in Preparation for General Conference
