Cosmo Viciously Mauls Trek Wife in Faith-Promoting Reenactment of Pioneer Hardship
The Lehi 10th Stake was thoroughly enjoying their annual handcart trek through a blistering heatwave when fate blessed them with an inspiring disaster. It turns out Jedediah Smith’s family wasn’t the only thing starving on the trail. Just as they stopped for a moment to make sure they were still out of food, a disheveled looking Cosmo the Cougar leaped out from behind a tree … Continue reading Cosmo Viciously Mauls Trek Wife in Faith-Promoting Reenactment of Pioneer Hardship
Intramural Heroes Looking Forward to Another Dominant Year in Rookie Divison
It’s been nearly four months since intramural basketball powerhouse “The Ball Chillers” claimed their second consecutive rookie division title, but team captain Chad Powell isn’t satisfied. “We played well last year, but going 13-1 just sort of left a bad taste in my mouth.” says Powell. The Chillers bid for two consecutive undefeated seasons was spoiled by an unexpected 45-42 loss to league bottom-dwellers “Eight … Continue reading Intramural Heroes Looking Forward to Another Dominant Year in Rookie Divison
BYU Administrators Disgusted by Conditions at Glenwood Student Detention Center on Campus Border
Amid reports of gross human rights violations, President Worthen and other BYU administrators took a trip to the campus border this week. They were outraged to discover the overcrowded, unsanitary conditions of the Glenwood student detention center, where hundreds of UVU students wait each year, hoping someday to be admitted into BYU. Administrators were given a tour of the student detention facilities by the property … Continue reading BYU Administrators Disgusted by Conditions at Glenwood Student Detention Center on Campus Border
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BYU Releases Plans To Replace Cougareat’s Aloha Plate With An Applebee’s
The next twist in a series of changes to the BYU Cougareat has just been announced, and is already causing a controversy among on-campus dining enthusiasts. In a statement released by BYU this week, Director of Dining Services Dean Wright stated plans to open an Applebee’s location in the Cougareat. “We’ve never received a single request for an Applebee’s, but decided there is a market … Continue reading BYU Releases Plans To Replace Cougareat’s Aloha Plate With An Applebee’s
