Three: 8 Date Ideas For You, Your More Popular Friend and His/Her Date
Having a hard time finding a date? Don’t let that keep you out of the dating scene! There are all sorts of fun things you can do together with your more attractive, socially outgoing friends and the people that they’re dating. After reading this, you will never have a real excuse to be doing nothing on a Friday night ever again. If water sports are … Continue reading Three: 8 Date Ideas For You, Your More Popular Friend and His/Her Date
Shining Bearded President Worthen Announces Animal Sacrifice to Replace Honor Code
BYU President Kevin Worthen, having spent his holiday break exclusively in solitude atop Y-mountain returned this Tuesday to the rowdy crowds awaiting his traditional first devotional to open the new semester. Many are still in shock at his dramatic announcement that animal sacrifice as described in the Old Testament will be taking the place of BYU’s current honor code. The devotional itself got off to … Continue reading Shining Bearded President Worthen Announces Animal Sacrifice to Replace Honor Code
MTC Successfully Installs Death-Star Laser, Newest Bargaining Chip in Missionary Efforts
With the Provo Missionary Training Center’s expansion well under way and slated for completion later this year, there’s still one thing about one of the structure’s designs that has been raising eyebrows. A curious dome installed on the outcropping first floor of the smaller of the two new buildings has got people asking questions. Based on insider information provided by a rogue construction worker who … Continue reading MTC Successfully Installs Death-Star Laser, Newest Bargaining Chip in Missionary Efforts
Psychology Professor Debating Whether to Teach Like Normal This Semester or Turn Class Into Horrifying Social Experiment
After 14 years of teaching the same old “Critical Issues in Psychology” course, BYU Professor Donald Harping is wondering if it might be more interesting this semester to turn his class into a horrifying social experiment, one that completely defies ethical testing methods and scares participants for years to come. “I was thinking it would be enlightening to find out how my students would react … Continue reading Psychology Professor Debating Whether to Teach Like Normal This Semester or Turn Class Into Horrifying Social Experiment
These 10 Completely Incapable Babies Have Already Attended More College Than You
With the year 2017 newly supplanting the likes of 2016, we’ve collected a list of 10 freshly born babies that have been attending college classes a lot longer than you have. Looking at you Freshman. They represent a rising generation, a generation that will almost certainly either steal your job or make a robot that will take it from you. Kathy, born just two months … Continue reading These 10 Completely Incapable Babies Have Already Attended More College Than You