BYU FHE Family Uncomfortable as Jessica Questions “Parents”
BYU FHE family group 6 of the 52nd ward of the BYU YSA 4th stake had an uncomfortable weekly meeting this past Monday as family member Jessica began questioning her FHE Mom and Dad. “So Mom, how did you and Dad meet? Was it, like, love at first sight or did you date a ton first before getting married?” “Did it take you a … Continue reading BYU FHE Family Uncomfortable as Jessica Questions “Parents”
Three: 8 Date Ideas For You, Your More Popular Friend and His/Her Date
Having a hard time finding a date? Don’t let that keep you out of the dating scene! There are all sorts of fun things you can do together with your more attractive, socially outgoing friends and the people that they’re dating. After reading this, you will never have a real excuse to be doing nothing on a Friday night ever again. If water sports are … Continue reading Three: 8 Date Ideas For You, Your More Popular Friend and His/Her Date
Shining Bearded President Worthen Announces Animal Sacrifice to Replace Honor Code
BYU President Kevin Worthen, having spent his holiday break exclusively in solitude atop Y-mountain returned this Tuesday to the rowdy crowds awaiting his traditional first devotional to open the new semester. Many are still in shock at his dramatic announcement that animal sacrifice as described in the Old Testament will be taking the place of BYU’s current honor code. The devotional itself got off to … Continue reading Shining Bearded President Worthen Announces Animal Sacrifice to Replace Honor Code
MTC Successfully Installs Death-Star Laser, Newest Bargaining Chip in Missionary Efforts
With the Provo Missionary Training Center’s expansion well under way and slated for completion later this year, there’s still one thing about one of the structure’s designs that has been raising eyebrows. A curious dome installed on the outcropping first floor of the smaller of the two new buildings has got people asking questions. Based on insider information provided by a rogue construction worker who … Continue reading MTC Successfully Installs Death-Star Laser, Newest Bargaining Chip in Missionary Efforts
Psychology Professor Debating Whether to Teach Like Normal This Semester or Turn Class Into Horrifying Social Experiment
After 14 years of teaching the same old “Critical Issues in Psychology” course, BYU Professor Donald Harping is wondering if it might be more interesting this semester to turn his class into a horrifying social experiment, one that completely defies ethical testing methods and scares participants for years to come. “I was thinking it would be enlightening to find out how my students would react … Continue reading Psychology Professor Debating Whether to Teach Like Normal This Semester or Turn Class Into Horrifying Social Experiment