“It’s Either Colbie or Me” – Desperate Archuleta Urges Nation to Text In Votes During BYU Spectacular
Less than 24 hours away from the kick off of BYU’s Homecoming Spectacular Concert, American Idol runner-up David Archuleta is pleading with fans throughout the country to text in their votes during the celebration. David, still tormented by his second place finish 10 years ago, is determined to finally earn the title of American Idol in a concert featuring both he and Grammy award-winning, multiplatinum-selling … Continue reading “It’s Either Colbie or Me” – Desperate Archuleta Urges Nation to Text In Votes During BYU Spectacular
BYU Temple Strong Among Conference Rumors
With the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints’ semi-annual General Conference just a few days away, very “credible sources” across the church have been hinting at some of the biggest changes to be announced. The possibility of a BYU Temple continues to stand out as one of the more reliable leaks. Thanks to the speculative social media posts of friends of people who are … Continue reading BYU Temple Strong Among Conference Rumors
Breaking: Cosmo Will Continue Performing Despite Loss of Head
BYU’s beloved mascot Cosmo the Cougar scared football fans for life last Saturday when, mid-flip, the iconic feline’s giant head became completely detached from his body and was horrifyingly launched onto the field. (Warning: graphic content. Video can be watched here.) Down-trodden but not defeated, an upbeat Cosmo appeared at a university press conference Monday and unequivocally affirmed his plans to continue performing this season – … Continue reading Breaking: Cosmo Will Continue Performing Despite Loss of Head
University of Utah Grads Resign from Fire Department as Wildfires Approach BYU
With pre-evacuation zones inching forward to within just a mile of many BYU students’ place of residence, a dozen graduates from the University of Utah parted ways with Provo Fire Department yesterday, citing the prospect of having to defend the campus of BYU from wildfires as a “major moral dilemma.” “It’s not that we want anyone at BYU to get hurt, per se.” says Jerry … Continue reading University of Utah Grads Resign from Fire Department as Wildfires Approach BYU
Trending: Get Points for Completely Ignoring Carbon-Based Lifeforms with This Groundbreaking App
Students from all over have been flooding the App Store this morning to download a revolutionary new game which promises to reward its users for completely ignoring any surrounding carbon-based lifeforms. Critics are already praising “ScreenFocus” as one of the defining apps of our generation, and a multi-million user fan base seems to agree. The app’s premise is a simple one. Tapping the bland app … Continue reading Trending: Get Points for Completely Ignoring Carbon-Based Lifeforms with This Groundbreaking App