Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year
October is one of the most exciting times of year for Utah residents. Pumpkin patches, haunted houses, and house parties alike create many opportunities for socialization and romance. While many in Provo are flourishing amidst these festivities, others are floundering. Taycie Hunter had been collecting couple’s costume ideas in a saved Instagram folder all year. Now, Halloween is a day away and she is only … Continue reading Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year
Sin Themed Haunted House Scares Students Straight
It seemed like all anyone could talk about this summer was the star studded Barbie movie, which dazzled audiences with its catchy soundtrack and hot pink set. However, the box office hit has a sinister side. Millions of people, including BYU students, are planning on dressing up in Barbie and Ken’s revealing outfits for Halloween. “We’re expecting a 75% increase in shoulder sightings from last … Continue reading Sin Themed Haunted House Scares Students Straight
‘Five Nights At Cosmo’s’ Sells Out Opening Night
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Josh Hutcherson on the big screen. Though it’s too early to say, his role as McKay Smith in this weekend’s box office winner Five Nights at Cosmo’s could be his most lucrative move since Bridge to Terabithia. The film has already accrued over triple its budget of 25 million Cougar Cash in just one night. In the soon-to-be horror … Continue reading ‘Five Nights At Cosmo’s’ Sells Out Opening Night
Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something
Contrary to popular belief, there is such thing as taking the Halloween Spirit too far. Attendants and employees of Fear Factory, Utah’s top haunted house destination, were confused and even scared this past Wednesday, when a BYU Student named Zack Conway reportedly tried to take advantage of the “Touching Allowed” ticket. Conway, a returned missionary majoring in Computer Science, was finally kicked out of the … Continue reading Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something
Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal
Nobody knew that cougars could have six packs, and nobody wanted to know. Over the weekend, #CosmoCanceled became the number one trending hashtag on social media platforms due to the BYU mascot’s recent homecoming performance. The cougar surprised all present when, without (official) authorization by BYU, he tore his shirt off and began to perform a traditional Hawaiian fire dance. Observers were unwillingly exposed to … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal