Testing Center Line grants sufficient time for couple to meet, date, get engaged and marry before arriving at the front.

While you were studying your wet chemistry note cards in the rain for 12 hours, Abby and Tanner Rasmussen were building a bond that would stand the test of time. Tanner was near the back of the testing center line when he noticed a bare ring finger beside him and decided to ask the lovely young women it belonged to if she would lend him … Continue reading Testing Center Line grants sufficient time for couple to meet, date, get engaged and marry before arriving at the front.

Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream

Many people leave The Church for a number of different reasons. While most don’t want anything to do with the Church, a large amount still can’t get enough of that delectable dairy made at BYU. If they could get it elsewhere, they would. For now, they’re stuck returning to the Lord’s university to satisfy their cravings.   “My last bishop was awful, but I can’t … Continue reading Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream

Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

In what has now become a regular ritual, members of the Cougar Chronicle fashioned a stand upon which they climb to remind themselves and all around them that they are far superior to all other sources of campus journalism.  In what began as a concerted effort to boost moral amongst the student-led, conservative BYU news source, the team took inspiration from the stories of the … Continue reading Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes

Considering BYU’s illustrious history of excellence across all disciplines, it should come as a surprise to no one that this year’s Nobel Prize laureates are all students at this fine university. The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 Jayson Clark, for successfully crossing four lanes of traffic at 90 miles per hour in under three seconds without getting honked at. Such a feat was previously considered … Continue reading BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes

BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes

The Nobel Prizes are awarded every year in multiple fields of study from science to literature. Each winner receives around $1 million dollars. Considering BYU’s illustrious history of excellence across all disciplines, it should come as a surprise to no one that this year’s Nobel Prize laureates are all students at this fine university.    The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 Jayson Clark, for successfully … Continue reading BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes