General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers
As part of a series of revelatory changes involving Church structure and meeting organization, the First Presidency announced this morning that, beginning with the October 2023 Session, General Conference will now feature a voting system not unlike that of the popular reality TV show America’s Got Talent. As detailed in the surprise press conference, each member of the First Presidency will be able to vote on … Continue reading General Conference to Feature AGT-Style Buzzers
Deseret Book Now a Spirit Halloween
Provo and Orem residents alike are beginning to notice a familiar orange banner on the storefront of what used to be the Deseret Book on University Parkway. Unbeknownst to the public, the prominent religious book chain had been struggling for the past 9 quarters. With CTR ring sales down 70%, the store had no way to keep its doors open. Just as quickly as it … Continue reading Deseret Book Now a Spirit Halloween
Dallin H. Oaks Morphs Into Bald Eagle In Honor of Constitution Month
In a stunning display of religious patriotism, President Dallin H. Oaks of the First Presidency has publicly transformed himself into a bald eagle. The transformation occurred at the peak of the newly-christened “Constitution month,” an attempt by the Utah government to stave off growing “anti-American sentiments” among the young people. “I don’t even know how it happened,” observer Stevia Taylor commented. “Out of nowhere, I … Continue reading Dallin H. Oaks Morphs Into Bald Eagle In Honor of Constitution Month
BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry
As BYU fall semester comes into full swing, course loads are undoubtedly becoming heavier. While some seasoned students have a system to deal with the pressure, other are struggling to navigate this stress for the first time. McKeigh Johnson, a recent Lone Peak graduate, knew college was going to be hard. He just didn’t know it was going to be this hard. His current academic … Continue reading BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry
Arranged Marriages Making a Comeback in Utah Young Adults
Dating in Utah is famously tricky. The prominence of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and the social pressures to marry young can skew the chemistry between aspiring couples, even on that first ice cream date. Some young adults in Utah have chosen to sidestep the difficulties of first dates and introductions and pass the responsibilities on to their parents by entering arranged … Continue reading Arranged Marriages Making a Comeback in Utah Young Adults
