Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source
In what has now become a regular ritual, members of the Cougar Chronicle fashioned a stand upon which they climb to remind themselves and all around them that they are far superior to all other sources of campus journalism. In what began as a concerted effort to boost moral amongst the student-led, conservative BYU news source, the team took inspiration from the stories of the … Continue reading Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source
BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes
Considering BYU’s illustrious history of excellence across all disciplines, it should come as a surprise to no one that this year’s Nobel Prize laureates are all students at this fine university. The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 Jayson Clark, for successfully crossing four lanes of traffic at 90 miles per hour in under three seconds without getting honked at. Such a feat was previously considered … Continue reading BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes
BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes
The Nobel Prizes are awarded every year in multiple fields of study from science to literature. Each winner receives around $1 million dollars. Considering BYU’s illustrious history of excellence across all disciplines, it should come as a surprise to no one that this year’s Nobel Prize laureates are all students at this fine university. The Nobel Prize in Physics 2023 Jayson Clark, for successfully … Continue reading BYU Students Take Full Sweep of Nobel Prizes
Church Announces New Temples
The construction of 7 new temples was announced this past weekend in the Sunday afternoon session of October 2023 General Conference. Barbieland Bermuda Triangle, Atlantic Ocean Mordor, Middle Earth Novosibirsk, Siberia Disneyworld Kabul, Afghanistan Lake Powell, Utah Continue reading Church Announces New Temples
General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends
Since the WGA strike ended earlier this week, the General Authorities and other Auxiliary officers have been scrambling to finish their talks. While not members of the guild, the planned speakers were refusing to write their talks in solidarity with those striking. Some are struggling more than others. The YW General Presidency are pooling together their resources. “As the new kids on the block, this … Continue reading General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends