Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
It’s been almost two decades since Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf sauntered onto our television screens and began warming our hearts using airplane analogies. We were charmed from the start and we still can’t get enough. His popularity created such a fan frenzy that he graced the pages of Church magazines for years. Now he’s taking home the Sexiest Man Alive crown. “I’m glad it’s happening … Continue reading Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Dumbledore Joins BYU as Adjunct Professor
The Magic of the Y just became a little more real. President C. Shane Reese announced yesterday that the famous Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, previously thought dead, has accepted a position as Adjunct Professor at Brigham Young University. Citing “the growing darkness in the world” as his motive, Dumbledore will began his teaching today instead of waiting for the Winter 2024 semester. He will … Continue reading Dumbledore Joins BYU as Adjunct Professor
Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes
It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. You want to be sexy, but you don’t want to be called a sl*t or a to*l. Here is a list of five white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract attention without making you put too much skin in the game. Rubik’s Cube Get a box, some construction paper, and a … Continue reading Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes
Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year
October is one of the most exciting times of year for Utah residents. Pumpkin patches, haunted houses, and house parties alike create many opportunities for socialization and romance. While many in Provo are flourishing amidst these festivities, others are floundering. Taycie Hunter had been collecting couple’s costume ideas in a saved Instagram folder all year. Now, Halloween is a day away and she is only … Continue reading Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year
Sin Themed Haunted House Scares Students Straight
It seemed like all anyone could talk about this summer was the star studded Barbie movie, which dazzled audiences with its catchy soundtrack and hot pink set. However, the box office hit has a sinister side. Millions of people, including BYU students, are planning on dressing up in Barbie and Ken’s revealing outfits for Halloween. “We’re expecting a 75% increase in shoulder sightings from last … Continue reading Sin Themed Haunted House Scares Students Straight
