Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal
Nobody knew that cougars could have six packs, and nobody wanted to know. Over the weekend, #CosmoCanceled became the number one trending hashtag on social media platforms due to the BYU mascot’s recent homecoming performance. The cougar surprised all present when, without (official) authorization by BYU, he tore his shirt off and began to perform a traditional Hawaiian fire dance. Observers were unwillingly exposed to … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Facing Backlash After Nude Homecoming Scandal
What Your Campus Transportation Says About You
What BYU lacks in racial diversity, it makes up in transportation diversity! Running with your backpack: You were homeschooled. You love vintage Studio C and have an impressive collection of Star Wars Legos. Bike: You were REALLY homeschooled. Your parents are both rocket scientists. Bike with a basket: You are the kindest person alive. You have a Pride and Prejudice sticker on your water bottle and take your … Continue reading What Your Campus Transportation Says About You
Provo Men Thinking About Zarahemla Again
Ladies, have you noticed the men in your life staring off into space after reading in Mosiah? How often does your boyfriend/fiancé/second cousin think about Captain Moroni, Alma the Younger, and King Benjamin? Has he ever said something like “Teancum was such a boss” or “Man, I wish Helaman was still around” or “I wrote in Pahoran for city council?” If so, you may be … Continue reading Provo Men Thinking About Zarahemla Again
Samuel the Lamanite Appears on Border Wall
The resurrected Samuel the Lamanite returned to the top of a wall for the first time in over 2000 years. He began his address saying that he was commanded to say many things that may be hard to hear: “I do not want to tell you this things, but it is my duty. So as the kids say, ‘sorry not sorry.’ ” From prophecies to … Continue reading Samuel the Lamanite Appears on Border Wall
Commemorative “Pumpkin Spice” Option Introduced to Sacrament Meeting
In a dual effort to celebrate the beauty of fall and increase YSA ward attendance, the Utah Area Presidency has introduced a new pumpkin spice sacrament option. The recent change comes after a supposed correlation was found between a drop in fall YSA Ward attendance and a surprising rise in Starbucks revenues within the Utah Area. Further research found that this revenue spike came not … Continue reading Commemorative “Pumpkin Spice” Option Introduced to Sacrament Meeting