M. Russell Ballard Becomes Another Apostle in Paradise
Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, M. Russell Ballard, sadly passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. After five years apart, M. and his wife, Barbara, were once again reunited—this time in paradise. After a lifetime of service, the Ballards have reportedly made it to Jamaica and enjoyed some alcohol-free, Spirit World spirits. According to a source, they are consuming … Continue reading M. Russell Ballard Becomes Another Apostle in Paradise
New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank
The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank
30 Year Old Provo Dating Veteran Awarded Purple Broken Heart
Every year on November 11th, our country celebrates the sacrifices made by the brave members of our military. The Purple Heart award is traditionally given to men and women who have gone above and beyond in their duties, suffering injury or even death in the line of service. This year, the US Military unveiled a new medal: The Purple Broken Heart. This solemn distinction is … Continue reading 30 Year Old Provo Dating Veteran Awarded Purple Broken Heart
Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November
Brad Wilcox, BYU religion professor and General Officer of the Church, announced an extra credit opportunity. If, for the remainder of the month of November, a student was able to refrain from a non-committal make out (NCMO), they would receive twenty five extra credit points. Wilcox, in making the announcement, said “Not one of you is free from sin, but this would do a whole … Continue reading Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November
Elder Eyring Gets Emotional Eating Spicy Wings on Hot Ones
Hot Ones is the show with hot questions and hotter wings. Henry B. Eyring, the featured guest on this week’s episode, hardly made it to two thousand Scoville units before his voice started quivering. “I couldn’t tell if he was crying from the heat or just from answering my interview questions,” remarked Sean Evans, the show’s creator and host. “I’m surprised he made it as … Continue reading Elder Eyring Gets Emotional Eating Spicy Wings on Hot Ones
