Here is Kevin Worthen’s Spotify Wrapped 2022
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Get ready to judge your smug hipster friends for bragging how they’re in the Top 0.001% of Bon Iver. We get it, MaKayKayleigh, you’re so special. Our excellent investigative reporting has revealed the Spotify Wrapped of the one and only Kevin Worthen! So without further a due, here is his 2022 Spotify Wrapped! Top 5 Artists #5 … Continue reading Here is Kevin Worthen’s Spotify Wrapped 2022
BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building
Between recess, naptime, and making festive hand turkeys, being a business student can be pretty exhausting. Take a moment to recognize the hard work going on at the Marriot School by stopping by the Tanner building this Thanksgiving season. Brigitte C. Madrian, Dean of the Marriott Business School, weighed in with her comments about what it’s like to be a business student at BYU. “The … Continue reading BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building
Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl
Gratitude, spending time with family, and eating an obscene amount of food are all irreplaceable Thanksgiving traditions. This year, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and the First Presidency decided to add to this list of traditions with the All-American tradition of the turkey bowl. President Russell M. Nelson served as the referee for this exciting event. The first team, “Homies in Christ”—made up of … Continue reading Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl
Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student
You may have heard screams coming from the southeast corner of campus. In the Clyde Building, McFury Tryxton Johansen enjoyed his afternoon snack. One may assume that calling for daddy is a cry for help, so an eighty-five-year-old professor clonked McFury over the head with a chair. Days later, when McFury finally woke up, Dr. Griswold discovered the frightening truth – McFury was making out. … Continue reading Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student
New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness
The epidemic of male pattern baldness at Brigham Young University is truly frightening. Every two minutes, a balding returned missionary asks out an unsuspecting freshman girl. Now, groundbreaking research from the Developmental Biology Department of Research at the University of Utah has discovered a connection between the onset of male pattern baldness and the amount of BYU Creamery products consumed, offering new information about the … Continue reading New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness