BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections
With midterm elections fast approaching, senator candidates Mike Lee and Evan McMullin are pulling out all stops in hopes of winning the race. While television ads, mailed propaganda, and pleas for campaign donations are all effective, Senator Mike Lee has stepped up his game with his new strategy of recruiting missionaries to campaign for him. “I just really felt the need to get across that … Continue reading BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections
BYU Honor Code Office Launches “No NCMO November”
As the sun sets on the month of October, the BYU Honor code office has unveiled what they have in store for the month of November. This morning a post on the office’s Instagram announced that they are launching “No NCMO November” in order to encourage students to refrain from committing what some have called Utah’s version of a one-night stand. “NCMO Kills Love” is … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Office Launches “No NCMO November”
MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop
What is that mysterious steam coming from the Marb basement? It’s always there, and countless students hold their breath while passing to prevent whatever it is from entering their airways. Fed up with not knowing, our investigative journalists (including myself) took a look at what is underneath, and the results may shock you. The first thing we saw as we entered the room were aisles … Continue reading MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop
BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards
This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel” Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam” Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson” Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards
The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan
On Friday, construction workers found an ancient poem while working in the HFAC. The ode, etched onto a stone tablet, is written in Old English and appears to date back to the 20th century. Professor Filastus Dogberry, an expert in ancient languages, was able to translate the epic poem after many hours of study. The following translation was sent by Professor Dogberry to the Alternate … Continue reading The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan
