Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. Here’s a list of white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract their attention without requiring you to put too much skin in the game. 5. Inflatable Morph Suit Erase any semblance of womanly curves in this classic look. Sure, your crush won’t even be able to see your face, but that just gives … Continue reading Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

Five Things To Know About the Midterm Elections

Once again, we have reached the season of midterm elections. Utah has the chance to decide who will represent them in the Senate and House of Representatives. There are many issues on the table. Inflation, crime, the environment, education, and civil rights are all on the table. Is our democracy and civilization on the brink of destruction? Yes. Here’s five things you need to know. … Continue reading Five Things To Know About the Midterm Elections

BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

Instagram blurbs: “I took one bite of the brownie, and next thing I know, my mouth is on fire… I thought I was going to return to Kolob right then and there” -Dallin Smith, Caucasian Instagram blurbs: “This is truly one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen” – BYU EMT, quitting soon Dallin Smith was excited to come to BYU for his … Continue reading BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

BYU Unveils New CougarTail, Tastes of Bitter Disappointment

For students and alumni of Brigham Young University, nothing says school spirit quite like shoving an eight-foot-long treat of sugar and dough down your gullet. The iconic maple-glazed donut known as the CougarTail has been a staple of Cougar Sports for years, whether enjoyed among friends or eaten solo over the slow course of a multi-hour game. For centuries this delectable dessert has been only … Continue reading BYU Unveils New CougarTail, Tastes of Bitter Disappointment

BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service

As news broke that the members of the boy-band BTS had been called to serve in their country’s military, millions of quirky white girls were devastated. You can only imagine the outrage when they heard that 69-time Grammy Winning Group, BYU Vocal Point, was the next to fall. “I ripped down the American flag hanging outside my parents’ third house,” Renzie Wood snapchatted The Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service