Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream
When Dallin Smith’s Mission President told him he had to be married in six months or face probable ensnarement by the wily traps of indolence and pornography, he could never have imagined what following that advice might cost. Smith returned from his mission in Brazil two months ago, but with only four months left until midnight he had to start taking extreme measures to hit … Continue reading Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream
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LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits
The LDS Church announced that they plan to ban any and all mentions of the oft-mentioned “Footprints in the Sand” poem in an email to all members Thursday morning. The poem, which has been read or referenced in every Latter-Day Saint meeting that has ever existed, tells the story of a person who is walking on the beach and notices that the footprints of the … Continue reading LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits
Church Drops Rose Gold Edition of Book of Mormon, Readership Expected to Soar
After the success of the BYU AirPods Pro released in late 2019, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints took notice and announced Wednesday that they have partnered with Apple to create a rose gold edition of The Book of Mormon, available for a limited time. “We’re really excited to announce this joint venture with Apple,” said Dwayne Killian, director of Book of Mormon … Continue reading Church Drops Rose Gold Edition of Book of Mormon, Readership Expected to Soar
BYU Voices: Impeachment Proceedings in the Senate
With impeachment proceedings taking place in Washington D.C., the Alternate Universe decided to gather some local opinions on what’s happening in our nation’s capitol. Here’s what your fellow Provo residents had to say: “I’m so glad they’re finally acting to remove Trump from office. I’ve been in favor of impeachment since he announced his candidacy in 2015.”- Sandra Pardey, Musical Chairs DJ “I think the … Continue reading BYU Voices: Impeachment Proceedings in the Senate
