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BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible
In this week’s letter from the President, BYU has revealed that they are beginning a new initiative called “Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel.” The initiative, in the form of a required app all BYU students must download, is meant to increase BYU students’ engagement with the “BYU experience,” by increasing the amount of homework a student is assigned, based on how much time they … Continue reading BYU Shocked to Find Students Work and Do Activities Outside School, Pledges to Make That Impossible
New ‘Pioneer Princess’ to Join Official Disney Princess Roster; Utah Activists Praise as ‘Victory’ for Representation
This week, Disney announced its newest addition to the iconic Disney Princess™ lineup: a pioneer princess. The rumored title, Plains, continues in the one-word-title pattern seen in basically every Disney film from the last decade, with a story that follows a young pioneer girl crossing the great plains. Buzzing from Disney’s development team during our interview with their crew perfectly encapsulated their feelings towards the … Continue reading New ‘Pioneer Princess’ to Join Official Disney Princess Roster; Utah Activists Praise as ‘Victory’ for Representation
Alternate Universe Sells Out, Accepts Sponsorship Money From DollarProbs.com
In a move that surprised many, Provo news institution The Alternate Universe accepted a corporate advertising deal from a local company named DollarProbs effective Saturday, January 26th, 2020. “DollarProbs is a Provo-Orem area based company that helps people find gigs that match their skill set.” says Alternate Universe founder Stephen “DollarProbs” Fortuna “We are excited to partner with DollarProbs and we look forward to a … Continue reading Alternate Universe Sells Out, Accepts Sponsorship Money From DollarProbs.com
Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream
When Dallin Smith’s Mission President told him he had to be married in six months or face probable ensnarement by the wily traps of indolence and pornography, he could never have imagined what following that advice might cost. Smith returned from his mission in Brazil two months ago, but with only four months left until midnight he had to start taking extreme measures to hit … Continue reading Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream