Cosmobile Paint Washes off in Quick Quack Car Wash, Reveals Cosmo Has Been Living in Creepy White Van This Whole Time
For the past few months, reports of suspicious behavior have come in concerning BYU’s (in)famous mascot Cosmo. Many parents have sent complaints to the university, accusing him of accosting their young children on their way home from school and offering them cougar tails if they’ll “get in the van.” Residents of Orem have also spotted him dumping trash from the Cosmobile while yelling obscenities at … Continue reading Cosmobile Paint Washes off in Quick Quack Car Wash, Reveals Cosmo Has Been Living in Creepy White Van This Whole Time
HFAC Corn Dog Art Piece Slowly Disappearing, Vigilante Action Suspected by Campus Police
The most recent piece of art now making its home in the Harris Fine Arts Center, rows and rows of corndogs, is under attack. Last night at 12:47 pm, just after the HFAC had closed, campus security noticed an intruder in the building near the new artwork. The figure was described as wearing a pressed grey suit with a dark blue tie, and a ski … Continue reading HFAC Corn Dog Art Piece Slowly Disappearing, Vigilante Action Suspected by Campus Police
Recently-Closed Provo Del Taco Replaced by Yet Another Taco Bell
Early Tuesday morning, the Provo Del Taco closed its doors for the final time after the restaurant’s lease expired. Some were saddened by the sudden news, as the Del Taco had become a favorite among those craving lackluster Mexican food at 3 AM. Taco lovers need not fear, however. The following morning, Provo mayor Michelle Kaufusi announced that the Del Taco has been replaced by … Continue reading Recently-Closed Provo Del Taco Replaced by Yet Another Taco Bell
Bravo TV Drops ‘Real Housewives of SLC’ after Drama-Free, Very Wholesome Week of Filming
Despite initial buzz surrounding the recently announced ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ show, Bravo TV has decided to drop the project altogether. Following a ‘very wholesome’ and ‘drama-free’ week of shooting, the disappointed film crew abruptly packed up and went back to California. PBS Kids has since floated an offer to acquire the series. “We followed these moms around Salt Lake all week dropping … Continue reading Bravo TV Drops ‘Real Housewives of SLC’ after Drama-Free, Very Wholesome Week of Filming
BYU Releases ‘Now That’s What I Call Tunnel Singing’ Commemorative CD for Quick Cash Grab
Over the past couple of months, it has been rumored that BYU officials are desperately searching for a new source of funding. With recent renovations to the BYU store and Cougareat, some have speculated that tuition prices might rise once again. However, since low tuition costs are the only way BYU can justify the high school-like interiors of half of its buildings, this rumor seems … Continue reading BYU Releases ‘Now That’s What I Call Tunnel Singing’ Commemorative CD for Quick Cash Grab