Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again
As the first day of Fall came and went, a familiar but unwelcome stench has popped up again on BYU campus. “It happens every year,” says famed BYU arborist Lance McPhee, “but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that it’s just really hard to walk by parts of campus without gagging.” This has been a running issue at BYU for as long as the … Continue reading Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again
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Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items
Yesterday it was discovered that Area 51 was in possession of the 116 pages of the Book of Mormon that was lost by Martin Harris many years ago. The pages were recovered today by an unknown Naruto Runner that was participating in the Facebook Event “Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop All of Us.” Many other items of interest were rescued from behind the fences … Continue reading Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items
Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe
It was announced that the Alternate Universe will take home the Pultzer Prize for investigative journalism early Friday morning. The Josef Pultzer Prize is the most famous prize in all of journalism. It is the greatest honor in the whole world to win one. The Alternate Universe was awarded the prize following their investigation into the malpractices of The Daily Universe. Their reporting began with … Continue reading Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe
Enraged BYU Students Continue to Not Read The Universe in Response to Scandal
President Worthen’s investigation of The Universe yesterday marked the latest twist in an increasingly damning saga of exploitation, abuse, and fake news. The administration has yet to officially condemn The Universe for exploiting unpaid student labor, which may indicate just how deep this scandal goes. In spite of this, several grassroots movements have begun taking matters into their own hands by organizing protests. As a … Continue reading Enraged BYU Students Continue to Not Read The Universe in Response to Scandal
