BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

Due to impressive school-wide attendance for the first few days of class, BYU has decided to offer a new course, Student Development 400, where students will study exclusively first-day-of-class materials. The expected learning outcomes (and a rough outline of the course) are described as follows: Syllabus Mastery (Weeks 1-8)– Students will gain an in-depth understanding of syllabus. In lieu of midterms, four “closed-learning suite” syllabus … Continue reading BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

BYU Student Inquires About Relationship Status of Incoming Freshman “Wendy”

BYU senior Dave Frederickson is currently seeking more information about a red-haired freshman he briefly saw in the Cougareat yesterday. While the beginning of Fall semester is already a popular time for upperclassmen to get to know students who are new to the university, Wendy seems to have caught the eyes of dozens of recently-returned missionaries. “She definitely appears to be pretty popular.” he said, … Continue reading BYU Student Inquires About Relationship Status of Incoming Freshman “Wendy”

Local Bishop Utilizes Mug Shots to Better Transfer New YSA Members Records

This last Sunday in the Provo one thousand and fifth ward, new members were given a slate to write their name and height on, as the Bishop of their ward, George Jorge, took mug shots in front of a marked height board. When questioned about this avant-garde method of cataloging new move-ins, Bishop Jorge informed reporters that forming a mug shot line was the most … Continue reading Local Bishop Utilizes Mug Shots to Better Transfer New YSA Members Records