Apartment Management Emerges Briefly from Panic Room to Conduct Cleaning Checks
Apartment managers, having sequestered themselves in a cramped, dimly lit, five foot by five foot room for nearly two months, are now cautiously unbolting the trap door. With another term gone, eye witnesses report that the management team is once again prepared to brave resident resentment for the sake of exacting cleaning check fees. “I just assumed they were dead.” John Kirkland, Sophomore, said as … Continue reading Apartment Management Emerges Briefly from Panic Room to Conduct Cleaning Checks
5 Things to Know About The Wall
BREAKING: BYU Creamery Recalls Batch of Unblessed Ice Cream
Feb 28, 2019- To the surprise of many, the Creamery on 9th has officially announced a recall of over 50 gallons of unblessed Graham Canyon ice cream. “We diligently pray over all of our products before they are made available to the public. In the event that this doesn’t happen, we feel it is our responsibility to make sure people are given ample warning.” comments … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Creamery Recalls Batch of Unblessed Ice Cream
5 Things to Know About the HBLL
We couldn’t keep it a secret any longer. These are the important things you need to know. Continue reading 5 Things to Know About the HBLL
After Hour of Facebook Stalking, Jason Feels Comfortable Skipping Straight to Second Date
Following a searching 60 minutes on his crush’s Facebook page, Jason thinks he’s finally about ready to talk to her in person – and hopes to score a second date. “We could start with a first date, but I don’t really see the point.” Jason related from behind his computer screen, annoyed that the question even came up, “Why would we do a ‘first date’ … Continue reading After Hour of Facebook Stalking, Jason Feels Comfortable Skipping Straight to Second Date