BREAKING: BYU Creamery Recalls Batch of Unblessed Ice Cream

Feb 28, 2019- To the surprise of many, the Creamery on 9th has officially announced a recall of over 50 gallons of unblessed Graham Canyon ice cream.  “We diligently pray over all of our products before they are made available to the public. In the event that this doesn’t happen, we feel it is our responsibility to make sure people are given ample warning.” comments … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Creamery Recalls Batch of Unblessed Ice Cream

After Hour of Facebook Stalking, Jason Feels Comfortable Skipping Straight to Second Date

Following a searching 60 minutes on his crush’s Facebook page, Jason thinks he’s finally about ready to talk to her in person – and hopes to score a second date.  “We could start with a first date, but I don’t really see the point.” Jason related from behind his computer screen, annoyed that the question even came up, “Why would we do a ‘first date’ … Continue reading After Hour of Facebook Stalking, Jason Feels Comfortable Skipping Straight to Second Date

Another Ministering Success Story: Lonely Girl Stocks Fridge with Over 100 Plates of Cookies

Ever since her messy breakup, Local YSA Hailey Weldon has been completely overwhelmed by the ministering spirit and surprisingly relentless baking of her fellow ward members. With a plate of cookies arriving at her door approximately every hour for the past 5 days, Hailey admits that there “just simply hasn’t been enough free time to cry myself to sleep. Or sleep at all.” “It’s really … Continue reading Another Ministering Success Story: Lonely Girl Stocks Fridge with Over 100 Plates of Cookies