BYU Intramural Basketball Champions, ‘White Men Can’t Jump’, Narrowly Misses Out on NCAA Tournament, Settles for the NIT
‘White Men Can’t Jump’ had a historic run through the BYU intramural basketball scene as they blazed through their competition to secure the title. Boasting an average win differential of 45 points and going undefeated, many players on the team believed they were good enough to make it to the dance. Players such as Jammer Fred-Debt, Jack Emerson, Braydon Davies, Alex Barviolin, and CJ Haws … Continue reading BYU Intramural Basketball Champions, ‘White Men Can’t Jump’, Narrowly Misses Out on NCAA Tournament, Settles for the NIT
Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars
He starred in The R.M. He shone in The Best Two Years. He hosted a BYUTV show that your Grandma really likes. And now, he has an Oscar. Kirby Heyborne, Mormon actor, has been awarded an Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for his contribution to the art of film. The award was presented by Quentin Tarantino, who said the following: “Kirby has truly redefined the art form. We … Continue reading Kirby Heyborne Given Lifetime Achievement Award at Oscars
Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball
To the average student who knows very little about construction, the HFAC demolishing is weird, done in sections instead of all at once. A particular individual got fed up with the lack of action and was spotted this morning, swinging on a wrecking ball. “Gwwrrroowwwwllll,” sang Cosmo, expressing his distain in BYU’s lack of speed. “Gwwrroowwwwwlll… rawr, rawr!” Nobody knows how Cosmo deviously licked the … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball
LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’
Imagine a world where devotionals are unoriginal, lacking in the Spirit. Where prayers are no longer inspired, they are generated. Where Sunday School lessons and sacrament meeting talks no longer have to be written by a human. We are now living in this world, thanks to the newest AI development: ChatCTR. While sacrament meeting talks used to be an agonizing slog of preparation, with ChatCTR, … Continue reading LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’
Kevin Worthen accidentally bulldozes WILK instead of HFAC
Kevin Worthen, president of BYU, wanted to help in the demolition of the HFAC and rented his own bulldozer. However, because Kevin rarely leaves the ASB, he did not know which building the HFAC is. He drove his bulldozer straight into the side if the WILK. After taking out a few rooms, Kevin posed for some photo ops outside to show off his work. K-dubs … Continue reading Kevin Worthen accidentally bulldozes WILK instead of HFAC
