Amidst Inflation Crisis, Finger of the Lord Turns Stones to Eggs
It’s no secret that America is facing a heartbreaking egg shortage right now. Stores are buckling under the pressure of trying to sell eggs they don’t have. Roommates grapple with contention as eggs are stolen from their prized cartons. Vegetarians waste away, unable to consume their singular source of protein. Anguished by these events, a faithful son of God by the name of The Brother … Continue reading Amidst Inflation Crisis, Finger of the Lord Turns Stones to Eggs
After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated
President Kevin Worthen was briefed on the balloon on Monday morning. He was leaning toward taking down the balloon, the Daily Universe reported, but according to U.S. Pentagon officials, the risk to civilians on the Helaman Halls grounds was too high. President Worthen was cautioned against the move to shoot the balloon and instead was advised to continue to monitor the situation. “Just a training … Continue reading After Days Adrift Over Helaman Halls, Honor Code Office Spy Balloon Has Been Deflated
Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle
After two whole semesters of no child support from their deadbeat dad, single FHE mom Tiffaneigh Leigh of Provo YSA 12345th ward took legal action and was granted full custody of her 15 adult children. While Tiffaneigh herself would report that the court ruling was sweet, anyone who was involved in this case can attest that the litigation was sour. “Having to get up on … Continue reading Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle
WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year
America is a beautiful place. In this country, you can order shower curtains with your dog’s face on them. People are inserting microchips into their brains. The government is watching us at all times as we willingly teach social media apps how to manipulate us. Some say that technological advancements have done too far. But I would guarantee that these people have never ordered homophobic … Continue reading WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year
Puss in Boots 2 Disappoints, Makes No Mention of Christ or His Gospel
On this episode of Movies With Macho Man, Macho Man gives his insights into the new DreamWorks animated film, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. This weekend, I was able to watch Puss in Boots 2, and frankly was disappointed by what I saw. I obviously wasn’t keen on Puss’s nudity, nor his aggressive and violent nature. However, the themes and motifs of this film were … Continue reading Puss in Boots 2 Disappoints, Makes No Mention of Christ or His Gospel
