LDS Church offers October General Conference time slot to Joe Rogan to host Presidential Debate
The internet has been astir lately with the recent news of podcast host and UFC commentator Joe Rogan offering to host the 2020 presidential debates. Nationally, this idea reached a peak level of virality thanks to the endorsement of President Donald Trump. In Utah, however, the stir was caused by a different endorsement. On September 18, 2020, a statement to the press from The Church … Continue reading LDS Church offers October General Conference time slot to Joe Rogan to host Presidential Debate
Army Seeks to Avoid Biggest Loss Since Little Bighorn, Cancels BYU Game
In an apparent effort to avoid nationally broadcast humiliation, the Army has cancelled their upcoming football game against BYU. According to “official” sources the cancellation is due to concerns over BYU’s handling of COVID-19 cases and reporting. According to smart people who know when they’re being lied to the cancellation is due to the fact that BYU is clearly the greatest college football team ever … Continue reading Army Seeks to Avoid Biggest Loss Since Little Bighorn, Cancels BYU Game
New CDC Data Reveals Only 6% Of Egyptians Actually Died From Moses’ 10 Plagues
After reviewing some data in their spare time, officials at the Center for Disease Control have revealed some interesting results. According to the data and announcement, it seems as though most Egyptians had other preexisting conditions when afflicted by Moses’ 10 plagues. Most Egyptian citizens suffered from things like dysentery, tuberculosis and cholera in addition to locusts, boils, and the Angel of Death. CDC officials … Continue reading New CDC Data Reveals Only 6% Of Egyptians Actually Died From Moses’ 10 Plagues
Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long
Terrance Drake grew up in Sandy, Utah. In his youth, he wanted to be a famous DJ. Unfortunately, life had different plans; so, Terrance lives his dream vicariously by being a DJ for local stake and ward dances. “It’s really fun,” said Terrance in a 2019 interview, “I pride myself on my ability to bring today’s best songs to our youth appropriately.” Terrance is known … Continue reading Local Stake Dance DJ Makes “Clean” Version of Cardi B’s WAP That is 41 Seconds Long
Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God
Disney and Dreamworks fans alike can look forward to another reenvisioned childhood classic that they physically can’t stop themselves from watching. Dreamworks spokesperson Cameron Burns said on the topic, “We figured if Mulan can get rid of a beloved character like Mushu and still charge $30 for a movie, that it’s just anything goes now.” Burns added, “In this political climate, having such a controversial … Continue reading Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God
