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Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.
President Russell M. Nelson: Make sure that your connections are up to par, both spiritually and digitally. Nobody likes buffering. Dallin H Oaks: I truly hope this is the last time General Conference is online. I cannot figure out why Zoom keeps telling me to update. Dieter F Uchtdorf: I am so happy that we can bring General Conference to the whole world through digital … Continue reading Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.
Vivint Sales Bro Takes Note of Looted Businesses to Approach Next Summer
Colby Doland may have had his riveting summer of selling security systems and working out ruined by COVID-19, but he’s already set on “making bank” in 2021. Following a devastating week of protests across the nation, Colby has begun compiling a list of all businesses that have been looted or damaged in any way. He plans on approaching each and every one with his well-rehearsed … Continue reading Vivint Sales Bro Takes Note of Looted Businesses to Approach Next Summer
John the Revelator Appears, Drops Mic, and Returns to the Afterlife
It is no surprise that 2020 has been quite a year for the history books, but nobody expected this. Eyewitnesses on the isle of Patmos have confirmed that John the Revelator has appeared in the year 2020. Reportedly, on the morning of June 1st, 2020, a strong beam of light shined onto the small Greek island in the Aegean Sea. Eyewitnesses report that John the … Continue reading John the Revelator Appears, Drops Mic, and Returns to the Afterlife
‘The Spirit Goes to Bed at 8PM Tonight’ Says Governor Herbert, Issuing SLC Curfew
Following a turbulent afternoon of protests in Salt Lake City, one in which thousands gathered to demand an end to police brutality and racism, Utah’s Governor Gary Herbert issued a curfew, stating: “For the next couple days the Spirit goes to bed at 8PM instead of midnight.” “You really don’t want to be out past 8PM again until Monday.” the statement issued by the Governor’s … Continue reading ‘The Spirit Goes to Bed at 8PM Tonight’ Says Governor Herbert, Issuing SLC Curfew