“This Marathon Will Be Modest”: Utah Marathon Runners Disqualified For Inappropriate Attire
Running is a classic sport, but recently, it’s been reaching sky-high levels of popularity. Influencers pose for the camera before, during, and after races where they smash personal records and tout every running product you could think of. The marathon’s dress code, outlined to runners before the race, was as follows: Leggings must be at least below the knee (biker shorts prohibited for men and … Continue reading “This Marathon Will Be Modest”: Utah Marathon Runners Disqualified For Inappropriate Attire
BYU Bans Russia in Response to Recent Blacklisting
The Russian government has officially added Brigham Young University to its list of “undesirable” organizations that are banned from operating in Russia. This has been a shocking development for both students and faculty. However, administration has made it clear that Coug Nation will not be mocked in such a manner. This week, BYU has clapped back through a ban of their own in retaliation. Upon … Continue reading BYU Bans Russia in Response to Recent Blacklisting
BYU Store Employee Under HCO Investigation After Launching “June Month” Clothing Line
The Honor Code Office has placed the latest line of BYU merch on hold as they investigate its designer, an intern left to his own devices. Here’s what you’re missing out on in the meantime. Needless to say, students are outraged that the clothing is not currently available for purchase. There are rumors that bootleg versions may soon arrive on the market instead. Continue reading BYU Store Employee Under HCO Investigation After Launching “June Month” Clothing Line
BREAKING: Satan Drops Brand New Streaming Service “VidDevil”
You’re sitting in your living room–feet up, popcorn in hand, prepared to enjoy a wholesome movie night with the people you love most. Before long, you realize the once family-friendly movie you all cherished has been replaced with a profane, sensual, and extremely violent alternative. Suddenly, “The Parent Trap” has new meaning. Say hello to VidDevil, the streaming service from hell. Sometimes you want to … Continue reading BREAKING: Satan Drops Brand New Streaming Service “VidDevil”
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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married
