30 Year Old Provo Dating Veteran Awarded Purple Broken Heart
Every year on November 11th, our country celebrates the sacrifices made by the brave members of our military. The Purple Heart award is traditionally given to men and women who have gone above and beyond in their duties, suffering injury or even death in the line of service. This year, the US Military unveiled a new medal: The Purple Broken Heart. This solemn distinction is … Continue reading 30 Year Old Provo Dating Veteran Awarded Purple Broken Heart
Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November
Brad Wilcox, BYU religion professor and General Officer of the Church, announced an extra credit opportunity. If, for the remainder of the month of November, a student was able to refrain from a non-committal make out (NCMO), they would receive twenty five extra credit points. Wilcox, in making the announcement, said “Not one of you is free from sin, but this would do a whole … Continue reading Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November
Elder Eyring Gets Emotional Eating Spicy Wings on Hot Ones
Hot Ones is the show with hot questions and hotter wings. Henry B. Eyring, the featured guest on this week’s episode, hardly made it to two thousand Scoville units before his voice started quivering. “I couldn’t tell if he was crying from the heat or just from answering my interview questions,” remarked Sean Evans, the show’s creator and host. “I’m surprised he made it as … Continue reading Elder Eyring Gets Emotional Eating Spicy Wings on Hot Ones
Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
It’s been almost two decades since Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf sauntered onto our television screens and began warming our hearts using airplane analogies. We were charmed from the start and we still can’t get enough. His popularity created such a fan frenzy that he graced the pages of Church magazines for years. Now he’s taking home the Sexiest Man Alive crown. “I’m glad it’s happening … Continue reading Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
Dumbledore Joins BYU as Adjunct Professor
The Magic of the Y just became a little more real. President C. Shane Reese announced yesterday that the famous Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, previously thought dead, has accepted a position as Adjunct Professor at Brigham Young University. Citing “the growing darkness in the world” as his motive, Dumbledore will began his teaching today instead of waiting for the Winter 2024 semester. He will … Continue reading Dumbledore Joins BYU as Adjunct Professor
