TABCATS’ Mustache Man is People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025
Today, People Magazine released the news. To no one’s surprise (but everyone’s delight) the TABCATS’ Mustache Man is People’s Sexiest Man Alive, 2025. Mustache Man has been stealing hearts from stage-right-and-front of the TABCATS tenor section for years, conference after conference, but his reach has spread across all of America. His runner-up, Glenn Powell, contacted the Alternate Universe, saying: “I wanted to make sure the … Continue reading TABCATS’ Mustache Man is People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025
Last-Minute Modest Halloween Costumes
Our recommendations for achieving the perfect mix between spooky and not-too-sexy for singles and couples this Halloween. These costumes are sure to make you the life of the party! Construction worker and the Salt Lake City Temple — This is one foolproof way to show that you’re in a long-term committed relationship 2. Julia Reagan — Have a red dress, pearls, and a … Continue reading Last-Minute Modest Halloween Costumes
Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight
For Halloween this year, the BYU Student Connection and Leadership Center are putting on a spooky bash in the JFSB quad. Here’s what you can surely expect. The event will begin with prayer. The offerer will ask forgiveness for celebrating the Devil’s holiday. The punch will be spiked with creamery milk. Everyone will also gain 20 pounds overnight because the water will immediately … Continue reading Things That Are Definitely Happening At The Rave-yard Tonight
BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison
After a security officer in the Harold B. Lee Library reported seeing a student enter the library with an object in his mouth that appeared to be a blunt, BYU police made contact with the suspect and questioned him. The perceived blunt turned out to be just a cinnamon stick, but BYU police felt that it was in the student body’s best interest to detain … Continue reading BYU Cinnamon Stick Dealer Sentenced to Life in Prison
LOVE Statue and Cute Little Dear Stolen in MOA Heist
On Sunday, October 19th, at approximately 9:30 am, student thieves wielding American Heritage textbooks broke into the MOA with SWIG in hand before escaping on the UVX with valuable statues in their pockets. Immediately following the crime, Brigham Young emerged from the grave to express his congratulations to the students who managed to escape with no trace. “No Canva, no Learning Suite, just some good … Continue reading LOVE Statue and Cute Little Dear Stolen in MOA Heist
