LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend
After taking a lie detector test on his YouTube channel, President Oaks admitted that this shocking new policy change was only made to resolve personal beef with a minor. Without spoiling too many of the changes he plans on making during his future reign as prophet, Oaks admitted, “It is anticipated that the age will go back to 19 when she comes home and joins a … Continue reading LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend
Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving
Now that you’re all grown up and have been to college, it’s time to show your family all of the delicious recipes you’ve picked up since being at school! 1.Yogurt and Frozen Vegetables The prep is unbelievably simple and the macros go crazy. Anyone with dentures will also appreciate this one. 2. Rancherito’s Burrito The plane reeked while it sat in your carry … Continue reading Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving
A Beginner’s Guide to Becoming an Alpha Ministering Brother
Since you’ve all been slacking with your ministering sisters, it’s time to step it up. Here are some pointers that the church handbook recommends to “minister to the one” and enter the celestial kingdom as a big bad boy boss. Deliver Baked Goods. Attempt to make your own cookies, give up, and buy cookies from Walmart to put on a plate. Those Lofthouse sugar cookies … Continue reading A Beginner’s Guide to Becoming an Alpha Ministering Brother
Get to Know the Newest Apostle: Elder Gérald Caussé
Here are 5 exclusive fun facts about the newest member of the Quorum of the Twelve. 1. He’s actually faking his accent Elder Caussé noticed how much everyone loves Elder Kearon’s British accent, so he decided to speak in a French accent to keep everyone engaged during his talks. 2. He’s so good at receiving personal revelation, he’s become a mind reader One look … Continue reading Get to Know the Newest Apostle: Elder Gérald Caussé
Studies Show BYU Cookies N Cream Milk Causes Type III Diabetes
With a recent rise in diabetes cases on BYU campus, scientists found that this new diagnosis has nothing to do with your family history, and everything to do with how many bottles of cookies and cream milk you had last week. Dr. Nick shared an insightful description of the disease. “So basically, the milk coats each of your internal organs with sugar. Then all your … Continue reading Studies Show BYU Cookies N Cream Milk Causes Type III Diabetes