BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student
Bear and Tiger Bachmeier have made waves on the BYU football team this year, with Bear being the first true freshman quarterback in the team’s history. However, in a recent revelation that has rocked fans across the state, sources can now confirm that Bear and Tiger Bachmeier, BYU’s apex predators of the gridiron, have another brother: Cougar Bachmeier, a UVU senior studying accounting. According to … Continue reading BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student
How To Tell If Your Roommate Can Really Handle That Scary Movie
With the arrival of October, BYU students have begun the annual Reaping. Of movie partners, that is. “It’s a delicate process,” Miranda Mitchell, a dedicated horror nerd and Film Studies major, told me as she glanced furtively around the quad. “You have to send out signals without alerting the SOs of what you’re planning.” The SOs, or “Sheltered Ones,” are those BYU students who weren’t … Continue reading How To Tell If Your Roommate Can Really Handle That Scary Movie
President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling
In the recent whirlwind of events and changes in the church, Latter Day Saints are particularly concerned about the question “who is Dallin H. Oaks?”, but few are asking “how is Dallin H. Oaks?” In an exclusive interview with President Oaks, he expressed: “I’ve had a lot of big jobs in my life, but this one is def gonna be my biggest. I mean, no … Continue reading President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling
REPORT: People Care More About MoTab Mustache Guy Than Our Actual Prophet
According to recent polls among BYU students, people feel more inspired by this Ron Swanson knockoff than by the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While conference has generated a significant amount of buzz related to our new prophet and first presidency, this guy continues to overpower all old-man-related gossip. Whispers generated from the grapevine reveal that this guy is immortal and will … Continue reading REPORT: People Care More About MoTab Mustache Guy Than Our Actual Prophet
October 2025 Conference Bingo Cards
Listen carefully to general conference, and when any of these things happens, cover or mark that square. See if you can cover five squares in a row. Then see if you can cover all of the squares. Card A Card B Card C Card D Continue reading October 2025 Conference Bingo Cards
