Campus Bathroom Superlatives
Do you ever find yourself wondering which campus bathroom is best suited for your needs at any given moment? Trick question–everyone has. Until now. Here’s your complete and definitive guide going forward. Most Private (Men’s) McKay Building Most Private (Women’s) Talmage Building Most Pristine Music Building Most Bad MARB Most Likely to Succeed Arts Building Most Likely to Secede West Campus Best Couple Testing Center … Continue reading Campus Bathroom Superlatives
Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo
This week, Chappell Roan violently decapitated an 11 year old fan who looked at her in the Provo Marriott and Conference Center. Onlookers were shocked as they witnessed the scene. Staff member Kayleigh Ross recounted: “I’ve never seen someone move with such swiftness and accuracy. One moment the kid was walking past, the next she was on the ground–-or I guess only her … Continue reading Chappell Roan Beheads Young Fan While Visiting Provo
Things That Smell Better Than the Stinky Campus Pear Trees
Callery pear trees are known for yielding inedible pears and smelling like gross fish, so naturally, they are all over campus. Here are but a few of the many things that you would be better off smelling instead. Campus Microwave at Lunchtime Helaman Halls Dorm Room Used Wilk Bowling Shoes Computer Science Student Expired Vending Machine Sandwich MARB Auditorium After a Physics Class Continue reading Things That Smell Better Than the Stinky Campus Pear Trees
Spring Day Results in Thousands of Breakups
Holiday breaks are dangerous for college couples—especially when they’re as long as BYU’s spring day. This year’s spring holiday proved to be no different as thousands of couples broke off their relationships during the hours apart. Darby Johnson, a newly single student shared her experience: “My boyfriend of 3 months flew home for Spring Day, and I guess while he was there he decided he … Continue reading Spring Day Results in Thousands of Breakups
BREAKING: BYU to Build New Creamery Where Old Creamery Was
Sources report that BYU has decided to maximize the new space on campus by building a new Creamery on the site of the old Creamery. While many different ideas were rumored, it is now confirmed that the lot of land that used to house the old Creamery on Ninth will now be built into a new Creamery on Ninth. According to sources, the idea was … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU to Build New Creamery Where Old Creamery Was
