conference, General Conference

President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

In the recent whirlwind of events and changes in the church, Latter Day Saints are particularly concerned about the question “who is Dallin H. Oaks?”, but few are asking “how is Dallin H. Oaks?” In an exclusive interview with President Oaks, he expressed: “I’ve had a lot of big jobs in my life, but this one is def gonna be my biggest. I mean, no … Continue reading President Oaks Kind of Nervy for New Calling

Marceline Abadeer
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REPORT: People Care More About MoTab Mustache Guy Than Our Actual Prophet

According to recent polls among BYU students, people feel more inspired by this Ron Swanson knockoff than by the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. While conference has generated a significant amount of buzz related to our new prophet and first presidency, this guy continues to overpower all old-man-related gossip.  Whispers generated from the grapevine reveal that this guy is immortal and will … Continue reading REPORT: People Care More About MoTab Mustache Guy Than Our Actual Prophet

Kim Possible
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Elder Rasband Seen Writing Entire Conference Talk Last Minute

Having seemingly procrastinated until the day before General Conference weekend, a panicked Elder Ronald A. Rasband has been spotted trying to crank out his entire talk in one night. “general conferenfce talk ~20 mintues make it sounds like not ai pls thansk,” Rasband was seen typing into ChatGPT around 6:00 on Friday night. Every General Conference speaker is expected to submit a copy of their … Continue reading Elder Rasband Seen Writing Entire Conference Talk Last Minute

Don Cheadle