How to Craft the Perfect Resume
We spent the last year carefully studying the resumes of all seven BYU students who landed summer internships through LinkedIn. Here’s what they all had in common. 1. Tell the truth The last thing you want is for the hiring team to catch you in a lie, since companies are always perfectly honest with their employees and their consumers. Use this as an opportunity to … Continue reading How to Craft the Perfect Resume
12 New Sacred Hymns Added to the Hymn Book
Recently, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints added twelve new hymns to the hymn book. These hymns are part of a new hymn book being released in 2026. Music leaders have expressed special enthusiasm for number 12. New Hymns: 1. Take Me to Church – Hozier 2. Once There was a Snowman 3. Holy – Justin Bieber 4. State of Grace – … Continue reading 12 New Sacred Hymns Added to the Hymn Book
Elder Cook Just Celebrated His 85th Birthday Alone
The Alternate Universe has learned that Elder Quentin L. Cook celebrated his September 8th birthday all alone, because everyone was too excited about President Nelson’s 101st birthday on the 9th. In an interview with Elder Cook, he stated, “I sent out lots of invitations, and even bought a cake, but nobody came. At first, I thought they were hiding to surprise me, which seems like … Continue reading Elder Cook Just Celebrated His 85th Birthday Alone
Local Woman Ditches Mutual, Starts Pulling Men on Clash Royale
As any local will remind you, the dating scene in Provo is famous for being terrible. While apps like Mutual are designed to help young singles (and occasionally cheaters) find love, women are turning to new resources to attract higher volumes of men in less time–and one such resource is really doing numbers. Local woman Courtney Towers reports that she has added over 300 men … Continue reading Local Woman Ditches Mutual, Starts Pulling Men on Clash Royale
BYU STEM Career Fair Shut Down Early Due to Mysterious Odor in Wilkinson Ballroom
Internship application season is in full swing, and many students at BYU are trying to obtain that coveted internship. Amazingly, BYU has partnered with employers from all over the country to help make that a reality for students. One such event for that process was held today – the STEM Career Fair. All seemed well at the fair, until students started arriving in droves. Employers … Continue reading BYU STEM Career Fair Shut Down Early Due to Mysterious Odor in Wilkinson Ballroom