Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star
Although each of Utah’s cities would like to dispute this fact, we know that the best food in Utah is made in Provo. The best food in Provo is made on Cougar Boulevard, and the best food on Cougar Boulevard, some say, is made at Rancherito’s. The beloved Mexican restaurant received a surprise visit from finance major and formidable Yelp critic, Antjuan Igo. It was … Continue reading Provo Rancherito’s Receives Michelin Star
We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion
Fortune has smiled upon the Lord’s University once again. Ryker Tygers, one of the nation’s top players, has graciously offered his services to the Cougs for a small remittance of one billion dollars. Just when things were starting to look bleak at the Y, the university is thrilled to be one step closer to being better than everyone else. BYU Athletics expressed their excitement: … Continue reading We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion
11 New Hymns Added to the Hymn Book
Last Saturday, 11 new sacred hymns were added to the hymn book. Here are the new songs listed below: 1. Like a Prayer — Madonna 2. Garden of Eden — Lady Gaga 3. Line upon Line — Saturday’s warrior 4. Pizza Angel — Larry the Cucumber 5. Unanswered Prayers – Garth Brooks 6. Fight Song — Rachel Platten 7. You Say — Lauren Daigle 8. … Continue reading 11 New Hymns Added to the Hymn Book
Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement
A whopping $1 million lawsuit was filed against the BYU President for having the audacity to use his last name. Tensions have been high ever since a formal lawsuit was filed against Shane Reese last Friday for copyright infringement of the name “Reese.” Nate Butters, the H.B, Reese Candy Company public relations representative, noted, “We were alerted to the situation as soon as we … Continue reading Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared
In an anonymous survey conducted by our top writers, we at the Alternate Universe learned the real truth about life in Provo as a married woman. “I really wasn’t supposed to tell anyone this, but Quincee got a boob job. She claims it’s because she started working chest at VASA. I honestly think her husband doesn’t know either. She only told me because I told … Continue reading Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared
